Brexit Christmas Carols

Brexit can’t be miserable all the time – sing our Christmas Carols to cheer yourself up.

Brexit Wonderland

How’s your rat ? Is it tasty?
Do you think the vote was hasty?
We’re walking along, singing our song.
Living in a Brexit Wonderland.

How’s your Nan? Is she dyin’?
Those pills they’re supplyin’,
They’re stuck in Calais, ‘cos we have to pay,
For living in a Brexit Wonderland.

On the dockside there are lorries waiting,
Operation Stack is in full force.
Will we get our stockings filled for Christmas?
Sure you will! ( but not this one of course)

Blue passports, they’re inspiring,
But of course, we’re not flying!
We can’t afford
Our trips abroad.
We’re living in our Brexit Wonderland.

Pineapples? Are you joking?
Just what have you been smoking?
You’ve grown it yourself!
It’s not off the shelf!
We’re living in a Brexit Wonderland.

Borders….they’re not porous,
There’s a fence stretched before us.
We can’t get out
However we shout.
Still living in our Brexit Wonderland.

We’re on You Tube too!

Oh little town of Westminster

Oh little town of Westminster,
So oft we hear thee lie,
Above thy undeserved sleep,
Twenty eight gold stars go by.
And all together shineth,
An optimistic light,
Against the fears of two long years,
And darkness of Brexshite.

How awkwardly, how awkwardly
her desperate words are given.
When May imparts to waiting hearts
the fruits of her decision.
Dissatisfaction reigneth across this sceptered Isle,
Please all take note,
A people’s vote
will end this painful trial.

Please all take note,
A people’s vote
will end this painful trial.

Hark the leavers

Hark the leavers shout and wail,
Mrs May’s beyond the pale,
her EU deal doesn’t suit,
next thing they’ll give her the boot,

Brexit is a holy mess,
to a People’s vote say yes,
Dig the country from the poo,
Let’s just stay in the EU

Hark the leavers shout and wail,
Mrs May’s beyond the pale

Jingle Bells

Oh, jingle bells, brexit smells
Cameron ran way
Trotters up, south of France
What more can we say, hey!
Jingle bells, brexit smells
Johnson, Davis, Raab
they all walked away as well
proving brexit is a farce

Dashing to Brussels
In a media circus
Briefing as we go
Spinning all the way
Deals need to be done
Losing us our rights
How sad to divorce ourselves
From Europe so close by

Oh, jingle bells, brexit smells
What do Labour think
Oh, what fun t’wud be to know
What Jeremy would say, hey
Jingle bells, brexit smells
Peoples Vote today
Oh, what fun it is to let
us have a final say

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
And a hard border
In Ireland I did spy
The peace it was hard won
The troubles in the past
Why stir it all up again
With stupid Brexit shite

Jingle bells, brexit smells
Cheating all the way
Oh, what fun it is to stop
Putin bossing the UK
Jingle bells, brexit smells
Trump can go away
When he says that he won’t trade
with us freely anyway

Oh, jingle bells, brexit smells
Theresa’s had her day
Oh, what fun it is to kill
the deal brought back by May, Oh
Jingle bells, brexit smells
Democracy all the way
Oh, what fun t’will be to vote
again on referendum day

God rest ye Merry Brexit

Oh stop this dreadful Brexit, we shout out in dismay.
Theresa’s deal is tragic, we want a final say.
To save us from Rees Mogg in power,
stay EU with UK.
Oh, keeping our friendships and jobs, friendships and jobs
Oh, keeping our friendships and jobs.

Chester for Europe 2018 Creative Commons

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